How To Train Your Wimpy Kid

How long has it been? Too long, I know. How To Train Your Dragon Technically, there’s not a thing wrong with this movie. It sentimental and all that garbage I expect from Pixar, not Dreamworks. The battle at the end was pretty cool as well. It’ll just take a while for it to grow on […]

…So we can let my friend ‘Jackson’ ‘Cop’ Off.

Previews shown at ‘Cop Out’. ‘Death At A Funeral’ ‘Clash Of The Titans’ Previews shown at ‘Percy Jackson’ Something that involves forest animals beating up some dude. ‘Cop Out’? Fabulous Idea In this movie, Bruce Willis plays a cop (I’ll give you a few minutes to absorb that piece of shocking information.), and Tracy Morgan […]

‘Princess’ For the Working Class

Previews shown…actually, none. Way to go, dollar theater. So….The Princess And the Frog. A return to the age of Disney that didn’t make people nauseated? Pros Hand Drawn Animation Neutrals The songs. While each of them were nice, only ‘Friends On The Other Side’ and ‘When We’re Human’ don’t feel a tad off-putting. What happened […]

‘God Warrior’ takes on a whole new meaning with ‘Eli’

Yahoo! Synopsis Denzel Washington fights his way across a post-apocalyptic wasteland to protect a book that holds the key to humanity’s future. Not entirely true; half of humanity can’t stop finishing each other off and eating them to even consider reading the bible. While everyone played their parts ass-kickingly good, there was only one message […]

Have You Heard About The Avatar?

This is a wonderful double review (Sort of) of Did You Hear About The Morgans? and Avatar (IN 3D!) Previews: Besides ‘It’s Complicated’, which was playing next door, and ‘Valentine’s Day’ (With all the star power) and ‘Bounty Hunter’ (Which looks hilarious), I don’t remember a thing because there was this HUGE CARDBOARD ADVERTISEMENT OF […]

The Other Side of ‘The Blind Side’

In reality, I wanted to see Fantastic Mr. Fox, but got stuck with this. Anyways… Plot You’ve seen the sports movies where there’s a low on his luck individual–usually African American–who comes from a bad neighborhood, and their only future is something in sports? Tadaaa! What it isn’t; This isn’t Michel Oher’s story told from […]

I Sat Through…2012

Excuse me if I keep calling it 2021. Well, anyway, down to the review. Plot The world ends, as predicted by the Mayans. I think I needn’t tell you that the movie got most of their prediction wrong. The crap hits the proverbial fan. What you didn’t know This fellow was the same director who […]