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…So we can let my friend ‘Jackson’ ‘Cop’ Off.


Previews shown at ‘Cop Out’. ‘Death At A Funeral’ ‘Clash Of The Titans’ Previews shown at ‘Percy Jackson’ Something that involves forest animals beating up some dude. ‘Cop Out’? Fabulous Idea In this movie, Bruce Willis plays a cop (I’ll give you a few minutes to absorb that piece of shocking information.), and Tracy Morgan […]

‘Princess’ For the Working Class


Previews shown…actually, none. Way to go, dollar theater. So….The Princess And the Frog. A return to the age of Disney that didn’t make people nauseated? Pros Hand Drawn Animation Neutrals The songs. While each of them were nice, only ‘Friends On The Other Side’ and ‘When We’re Human’ don’t feel a tad off-putting. What happened […]

‘God Warrior’ takes on a whole new meaning with ‘Eli’


Yahoo! Synopsis Denzel Washington fights his way across a post-apocalyptic wasteland to protect a book that holds the key to humanity’s future. Not entirely true; half of humanity can’t stop finishing each other off and eating them to even consider reading the bible. While everyone played their parts ass-kickingly good, there was only one message […]